You’ve got questions? We’ve got answers! If you can’t find what you’re looking for here, please feel free to reach out.

How can I order your THC products?

Unfortunately, we are not legally allowed to sell THC products directly to our lovely customers. You can purchase our THC products in dispensaries across Oregon and California. To find a dispensary near you that carries our products, click here.  Or consider trying one of our CBD topicals.

If I use one of your topicals, will I fail a drug test?

No, none of our topicals will cause you to fail a drug test. For starters, the products on this website don’t contain THC, and since that’s the molecule that will cause you to fail a drug test, you’ve got nothing to worry about.   

Bonus knowledge! Even if you were using one of our THC-infused topicals, you wouldn’t be at risk of failing a drug test because cannabinoids that are applied topically are unable to reach the bloodstream.  

In a study by the US National Library of Medicine at the National Institutes of Health, three volunteers applied THC topicals every two to four hours over a period of three days. Researchers did not find cannabinoids in the blood or urine of any of the volunteers.

Will any of your stuff make me high maaaan?

Nope! Cannabinoids that are applied topically don’t enter the blood stream and so they can’t get you high. Plus, CBD isn’t psychoactive, so relax and let our products give you nothing but sweet, sweet relief.

What's your favorite color?



No you guessed it, it’s green!

How long does it take for your topicals to start working?

It will vary from person to person, but effects will generally start to set in within 30 minutes. The closer the problem is to the surface of the skin, the more quickly you should notice relief. For deep pains it may take a bit longer. We recommend using the product every day for at least five days to allow the benefits to accumulate and reach their full potential!

What's the difference between your CBD-only and THC-based topicals?

Neither will get you high. However, CBD behaves a little differently than THC when used in a topical. The relief seems to be cumulative, and we recommend using CBD topicals for a few days to allow the full potency to build up. THC-based topicals tend to provide rapid but short-lived relief.

Are your products third-party tested?

Yes, they are. We might joke around a lot, but we put a lot of care into bringing you the best product we can. We believe testing our products in a third-party lab is an important part of earning your trust. You should feel confident that you’re getting a high quality, pure product.

Is the CBD used in your products legal?

Of course! All of our products are made with 99+% pure, Oregon CBD, cultivated in accordance with section 7606 of the Agriculture Act of 2014 and 2018 Farm Bill compliant. In case you want to get a little technical.